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Sarge wrote:Experts say you should never hit a woman in anger. When is a good time?

Try! You will be on the floor before you can gasp!

Buy me a drink and it might be fun...

Sarge wrote:
Love ya Clammy

Back at you Marge! - smarmy huggs and wet leather spankings...

MOJORyder wrote:lol, Kammi is just angry I made her shave my ass last week

Not angry... that was some Sasquatch hairy man-arse.... was a pleasure, with all that forage gone yer wee pink bits showed! I only did it Bcause Sarge needed a fresh face to wake up next to He is still teathing me thinks!

I ain't cheap, I'm Bargain Bin ! And as Nightstalker can attest, I use far less batteries than Sarge's other boyfriend. FIXED Hmmm, I would hate to see you three as pre-pubecent lads playing together in a sandbox! Oh I forgot, Mojo manscapes to look younger for all his left handed (Sarge) San Quent...

Nightstalker wrote:I would give you a check but we got these new ones and they are made of rubber so I am not sure if they are any good either.

Have you seen our cool polymer 100$ bills? And whatch'ya heading t buy?


PS Nighty, I bounce too... and just wanted to sKamm you...

Thats all you want me to have Kam?? oh no... I outfitted yer wife, the next door neighbour's schnauser, and the traffic cop on the corner... what the hell, all the YMCA boys, just for you! :twisted: Nighty's credit card got refused whist I was running amok! ;) can I borrow your 57 cent savings RFA ...

I got some sleep ;) What your wife left you alone and went shopping? Did you ever think that she took your credit cards b4 you fell asleep.... :lol: I was at a museum exhibit opening, wore an old black strapless... got some free wine, cheese and amuse-guelles ;) PS the straps are being saved for a ...

That looked like flying with Colon or Boon on Bocage Day 2 ...

it is pink, and your junk is the same colour... color.. Klor... OH, and tiny

MOJORyder wrote:and it's spelled COLOR you dolt!

Maybe in Yank it is you condescending douche-nut! Go get your Postie-Vac and magnifying glass...

I wonder what colour Mojo believes his little pink bits are!

Thanks Kam. I love how my car repair thread turned into...some sort of gay prison plot to break a guy out just to find he has a broken tranny and stiletos up his rear.

That, I am not fixing!

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the Tranny is Sarge!

Erm, on topic and donna hijack a thread Sarge-douche-sniff yer own panties- gay sailor, going into port!

BTW new material means yer buying me a new frock, dinner, car, house, an we will keep Nighty as our wood chopper, RFa as the cabana-boy... Inspire me!

Nonetheless, cool rebuild Flash!

Kamalla wrote:

Sarge wrote:You always have my credit cards Kam. Next time can you at least get whirly's number for me?

Stilettos not knives, removal is extra! Sarge, you need your transmission fixed!!! Keep it on topic!

Nighty, me thinks Sarge needs an overhaul by BUBah...

Ready-FIRE-Aim wrote:Mom and baby live in a trailer down by the river.

You visit them often, and not me? Looks like a rugby prodigy...

I like wearing my underwear on my head I know, I got another pair all warmed up for ya RFA I keep sending them to the nearest high security prison with a file in the cake and tell inmate 11900987 to wear the digital head-cam when he comes to visit you... so all yer buddies in the YMCA can watch it ...

Sarge wrote:You always have my credit cards Kam. Next time can you at least get whirly's number for me?

Stilettos not knives, removal is extra! Sarge, you need your transmission fixed!!! Keep it on topic!

Beverly Hills Ninjette?

Sarge wrote:Oh well my dear Whirly. I haven't changed in 50 years. Like that blow up figure doll of yesteryear said, " I yams what I yam, put you fingers here and blow..." Sarge the gay sailor man. Coming into your port soon!

fixed

Meet me at the cenotaph for a few quiet moments
(11th hour, 11th day, 11th month)...

then we can go raise a pint for the few and many close and afar... wear your poppies proud lads.

XOX all, Dara

(Sarge put yer earmuffs on) *** deleted because of several @#&@$% explicatives ***

C'mon Son wrote:I won't get on a boat unless I learn how to swim first especially with any of you guys here lol....

Learn to swim you John-Deer doood... some of us do not have man boobs!

No skinny dipping?

I am an easier date than that... and the bondage comes free! Nice birdy...

PS Yer wife can film!

NICE Grizzy!

Nightstalker wrote:Can we start an "I don't like this person thread" LOLOL

Thought you were at the top of the list Nighty... donna shyte on me Moonshine-Sugar-Daddy!