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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a represe...

i had the same thing but my avg deleted it i dont know whats goin on with yours

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pu...

i would like to welcome mr rick petco back to dc great to see u again bro

he has been very disruptive and shooting freindly vehicle he might need a day or 2 to think his keyhash 7a27c2c62203bcd88633d410f07cebb6

ouch how'd u brake them i see some broken teeth

thx guys i know im alittle late on the thx been real busy lately hopefully ill see u all soon in game

the starter turns just fine on the thing it just wont start but like i said if u push start it will start

ok fellas i have one for u i have been working on a 1985 volkswagon quantum heres the problem. Start it up run it for 3 minutes shut it off and it wont start again for about 25 minutes ok with that said start it up u can drive it for an hour straight with out shutting it off but when u do it wont st...

I gave an explination before hand as to i didnt want to get anything started in the server. Other player on the server in my opinion didnt need to see an arguement. It seemed Fonzy got mad in the server and then left so i came to the forums so i could explain myself as to the warning. As i stated be...

First i typed in a command joking with Shadow Demon and u told me to stop being ghey . I was ghosting u while u were driving behind the blue main on eastings i warned u via counsel not to camp u got blown up by the death bubble. Then 3 minutes later u went right in front of the blue main stopped sho...

i think it is because u cannot see him any were and yet u get shot and killed by it. Be looking all over the place and nothing there but yet u die from shoots. just my opinion

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. ... "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! "You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! "WHERE are we goi...

if your sound isnt up to par then yes it can make u laggy

Nightstalker wrote:post a picture of me sleeping title ... "Night, Looking at his eyelids" .. and I want that in neon too.

its all i got out of your post night ask and u will recieve


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happy b-day max

Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies. ... 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do a...

i was on and five ppl on the server said something to u about leaving in the chopper. You told everyone to stfu then when oth said something u called him a bitch. I would have given u a week ban for your actions u were very rude to everyone i dont know what your problem was but u are usually a nice ...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bo...

happy b-day bro see ya ingame

i used to be a bouncer at a dance club in a not so nice area. We always had big brawls start in there like 200+ people and had only 14 bouncers on staff so we were greatly be out numbered. Anyways when the brawls started we would go in swinging and afterwards my head of security would start yelling ...

happy b-day bro ill look forward to killing u in game

thats great i think im gunna try that on someone

last time i seen that mug was when u were in a helo with your buddy

now that there is funny i dont care who u are