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So I am sitting on the floor playing with my niece, and to make her laugh I make myself crosseyed!
(It always works, she laughs like a pony everytime).
However.. this time it went all wrong, my EYES GOT STUCK !!! What do I do ?
I can't walk around like this, I'm surprised I was able to write this.

Please help..

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Try motorboating but look at each one while doing it. I am not sure it would work but ...... well u get the picture.
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Great advice... both of you.. lol

Whirley.. i tried the ear pulling and holding my nose while blowing. (<kinky).. And nothing happened, except my brains is all over the floor now.. >.<
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Try squinting REALLY hard. :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Or he could just smoke alot of weed to where it looks as though he is squinting.
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TOG | Whirly wrote:Apparently pulling your ears will sort your eyes out buddy :) or holding your nose and blowing real hard
By doing this you'll end up looking like Tuck
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Hey!!!! I resemble that remark! :17: :17: :18:
Ya..I'm an old fart
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This is not what I thought it was gonna be! :33:
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