Donate to TDog Cuz Trev is a bad Friend

[TDogFresh]

Hey guys Im poor and need 50$ for BF3 premium, donate to make me a happy picachu, thanks for being a better friend then Trev <3
Any amount is better than 0.00
Paypal-

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

Get a life. The dollar sign is before the "50" If I was to donate, it would be to someone who played with boobies like oldboi or Nighty. Not a paper hanging anus sniffer Write a letter to Santa like we all did!

[Nightstalker]

Get a life. The dollar sign is before the "50" If I was to donate, it would be to someone who played with boobies like oldboi or Nighty. Not a paper hanging anus sniffer Write a letter to Santa like we all did!

THANK YOU TDOG.... 1 for taking the heat off of me and 2 for giving Sarge a reason to include me in a post with boobs and not a homo-erotic reference.

Life is good.

[C'mon Son]

LMFAO!!!! The things young-bloods will do these days. You got anything to barter with for money like Pokemon cards or something???? This isn't a free society you know.

[Mordor]

how about getting a part-time job while u finish ur school, now there's an idea

[oldboi]

Well there ya go then, boobies an $$$.



It's a shame eh, as you get older both these become impossible to get ...

[TDogFresh]

There is no such thing as part time jobs where I live, its all Northrop Grumman/Harris/Nasa type jobs here and im not a engineer, aka why im asking for donations, if I could get a job I would have but the boomers destroyed the economy.

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

Are there not mini markets and banks?
Own a gun?
Don't worry about a mask. Your face makes people close their eys and shudder anyway.
See ya when you get out..

[Mordor]

thats it blame it on the boomers, like there's no corner stores like Sarge suggested or Mcdonalds or shopping malls where u live, u must live on the bloody moon lol

[TDogFresh]

But unlike in the boonies, here they only hire illegals, why pay a normal kid minimum wage when you can hire them for nothing, sorry I dont live in the mountains

[Ready-FIRE-Aim]

There is no such thing as part time jobs where I live, its all Northrop Grumman/Harris/Nasa type jobs here and im not a engineer, aka why im asking for donations, if I could get a job I would have but the boomers destroyed the economy.

I did what?

[TDogFresh]

http://www.babyboomersruinedamerica.com/

[Ready-FIRE-Aim]

Now I understand. Sorry about that. You want to move onto my yacht until you save some money?

[Mordor]

Now I understand. Sorry about that. You want to move onto my yacht until you save some money?

lol,excuses will get u nowhere in life my pickachu head If u really want it there is nothing stopping u from getting it except excuses,fear and blaming. I wish u all the luck dude.

[TDogFresh]

Now I understand. Sorry about that. You want to move onto my yacht until you save some money?

YEAH BUDDY!!!1!
lol

[Mordor]

i got a better idea, i will donate money to send u to boot camp, we'll make all the arrangements, no worries

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

Good call chair boy...Hmm...something not to stressful. It has to break him in easy and weekends off......Anyone know where this is going. Definately not a mean green fighting machine. More like boring and blue, reminds me of Stu.

God I'm on a roll....

[Nightstalker]

I knew at "something not to stressful"

TDog Army is a lot of Air Force rejects. We sent many that way when their ASVAB scores were too low.

Edit for warning : Just don't expect that 2D crap to fly to well (no pun intended) Especially if you crew planes. We like titties and beer.

Now raise your right hand and repeat after me. I state your name (Which this is where you say "I EA's Pud Pounder to 2D pastel princesses" do solemnly swear .......

[Ready-FIRE-Aim]

Rolfmao! I fell out of my LazyBoy recliner (which by the way was paid for with my pension looted from the pockets of future workers) at that Stu.

And all good Mike! Just a little good natured teasing amongst friends.

[Nightstalker]

Rolfmao! I fell out of my LazyBoy recliner (which by the way was paid for with my pension looted from the pockets of future workers) at that Stu.
:

AND Current workers too pal .. Can I at least see if they are actually as comfortable as everyone says if I ever make it up your way. I mean part of it is mine ya know. LOLOLOL

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

***Actual Air Force Maintenance Complaints***

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews.

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem #1: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."
Problem #2: "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

Problem: "Cockpit filthy...not fit for pigs"
Solution: "Cockpit now fit for pigs"

Some of these must sound familiar, eh SSGT Knucklehaed...
Love the pud pounder comment..lololol

[Ready-FIRE-Aim]

Rolfmao! I fell out of my LazyBoy recliner (which by the way was paid for with my pension looted from the pockets of future workers) at that Stu.
:

AND Current workers too pal .. Can I at least see if they are actually as comfortable as everyone says if I ever make it up your way. I mean part of it is mine ya know. LOLOLOL

Tru dat. Yours is the part where I settle my big, fat arse!

[TDogFresh]

Ok guys but where is my money? im entitled to atleast half your money, the president told me so

[Nightstalker]

Oh yea .. I have seen that many times there Sarge. Always good for a laugh.

Thanks RFA LOLOL ... you are so generous.

[Ready-FIRE-Aim]

BUT WAIT! Call NOW and instead of 50% of my money, I'll send you 100% of my debt!!!! (Separate shipping and handling applies)