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Sarge 1/68th Armor wrote:Look Haven is listen too the rules once again.
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Sarge posting cat photos. Operation SassyPants is a go, I repeat, Operation SassyPants...is...a...go.

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I have secret video footage of Haven and Cheese, having an 'discussion' about Havens current situation.....it got out of hand as you will see....

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Demonic wrote:I have secret video footage of Haven and Cheese, having an 'discussion' about Havens current situation.....it got out of hand as you will see....
Haven is currently filing a motion against you for defamation, and for impersonating this guy:

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Haven is currently filing a motion against you for defamation, and for impersonating this guy:
How many cases have you guys lost for 'defacation' ? lol :8:

and that other dude, well, Haven asked me to dress up like him.......so that case wont go far.
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Demonic wrote:How many cases have you guys lost for 'defacation' ? lol :8:
Do not poop on Haven's historical thread here. :D
Demonic wrote:and that other dude, well, Haven asked me to dress up like him.......so that case wont go far.
Men asking you to dress up, and you complying. TMI. :7: :D
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Men asking you to dress up, and you complying.
says he who dresses up like a pussy !! :D :D
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Bahaha!

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this the visual I get when I think of Sarge and Hav3n getting together!!!!!!!
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Our latest case involves bullying. While we here at HaV3n, Foofybomboms and Partners LLP abhor the frenzy to monetize human (or cat) suffering, we will do so all the same.

Mr. Meow Chubchub has a pending action against Sarge and Tuck for future criticism of his apparent size to weight ratio.

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Tuck, I flushed too! Damn cat was so fluffy. Next time I'll see if crap sticks to his fur.
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Chapter 4: Horses Beaten Beyond Recognition & When to Let Go
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Speaketh the truth, oh Grand Counsel.

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OK. You get a chuckle from Sarge, but yer still all a bunch of Semgma.
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Chapter 5: Bumping Threads and Other Ways to Attract Attention

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Chapter 6: Entrepreneurial Activities

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If you ever see a cats swimming, it means they got out of sack somehow. ;)
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Sarge 1/68th Armor wrote:If you ever see a cats swimming, it means they got out of sack somehow. ;)
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Sarge, I'm going to recommend you for the CatPantsian remedial grammar course.
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Crap.
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Hav3n wrote:
Sarge 1/68th Armor wrote:If you ever see a cats swimming, it means they got out of sack somehow. ;)
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Sarge, I'm going to recommend you for the CatPantsian remedial grammar course.
LMAO, that picture! Oh god, thanks for making my morning, Hav3n. :lol:
Long live Catpantsia!

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Sarge 1/68th Armor wrote:Crap.
We'll work on complete sentences first.

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Hav3n wrote:
Sarge 1/68th Armor wrote:If you ever see a cats swimming, it means they got out of sack somehow. ;)
Sarge, I'm going to recommend you for the CatPantsian remedial grammar course.
Sarge, are you sure you're not Borat?
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Chapter 7: Standing With Our Ukrainian Feline Brothers

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Seems about right, no need to be scared guys this cat is missing something.
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Re: Legal Defense: A History

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Dammit Cheese - give me some bleepin' ammo! The Russians are coming!

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