Signs you have been playing TO much DC or BF3/4

[Demonic]

i 4got about this thread :O

ill add a few more if i can...

you see an apple rolling across the floor in a grocery store and yell while running " Grenade !! "

Seeing 2 people getting into an argument you walk up to them and say " take it to the forum assholes "

while swimming in the ocean, you suddenly decide to swim further out to sea, knowing there has to be a submarine spawned out there somewhere.

cars that look anything like a Lada make you quickly run into the nearest building.

when at a car dealership, you ask why none of the Toyota pickups haven't got a 50 cal on the back.

Witnessing 2 cars crash and burst into flames, you ask other bystanders " What mod is this ?! "

[Cyberdemon]

[sanchez]

I found my 5 years old son sitting on an inflatable hammer with the handle sticking out from between his legs, and turning around like the Allied AA gun, he was screaming "papa bear, papa bear" "red dog, red dog"

[tonawandares]

When you go to to a party and meet folks whose names you don't recognize and ask, "Are you tona?"

[Demonic]

lol

when walking into a gun store, you walk up and grab the shotgun off the wall behind the counter, then put it down and grab the assault rifle, then pick up the shotgun again...all much to the confused and baffled look of the owner who's trying to tell you , you cant do that in here...." Tona modded it " is your reply

[BlinkofanEye]

When you spawn in the grocery store and start announcing “ I’m the mayor of this store!”

When you tell your wife you wanna go prone for better accuracy

[BlinkofanEye]

Or when you’re acting naughty in real life and then breathe a sigh of relief when you realize Trench isn’t there to see it

[BlinkofanEye]

See a guy with a really hot chick and blurt out “hax”

[tonawandares]

Upon hearing about the sudden death of a friend, you look up waiting for the body to rise so you can screenshot it...

~ tona

[Trench]

Saw this on Team-SiMPLE today, and the cross-over to real life made me think of this thread:

That feeling when
you are the last surviving team member
expected to re-capture a spawn point:

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[Demonic]

lolol

you cant figure out while standing under a flag, it doesnt change color (not sure if this one hasnt been said already)

you witness someone being shot and try to explain to the shooter " dude, dont be team killing on this server bro "

while waiting in a line, you ask the person in front of you " why are so many people waiting for the mig to spawn ? "

the sight of a hummer causes you to suddenly jump on top of it, and get into prone position...

you see a hummer and jump on top of it, while the owner is asking you to " get the fck of his car "...you reply " watch this glitch dude...it will sink into the ground in a few "