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Signs you have been playing TO much DC or BF3/4

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please add to this as you please....

You know you have been playing TO much DC when :...

you honk your car horn, and suddenly jump out and run, thinking its a car bomb

you have an accident in a car, so you get into the nearest vehicle and keep on your travels

you see someone lying on the ground, so you go and teabag them

someone pulls a knife on you to rob you, and you cant figure out why the kit you spawned with doesnt have one to....

You cant understand why people are angry when you take down an American flag and start running...
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while stuck in traffic....the darn f2 button wont get you in the turret. :o
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  • While going about your otherwise normal day, a sudden dark spot in your peripheral vision makes you reflexively do a head snap to look and make sure it's not an inbound Apache...
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you see a speeding car zoom past you....you give chase, and then force them into a building....only to explain to law enforcement " i thought he had the flag !!"....
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Your car breaks down on the side of the road and you pull a wrench from the trunk and start banging it on the side of the car to fix it
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In the office one day, you randomly say out loud, "I've spotted an enemy submarine."
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Your wife/husband tells you to take out the trash, to which you reply "Ahdahua"

you pull up along side someone on the sidewalk while in your car and call out " get in, get in"
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you come across a dude, lying on the ground behind a building....you just assume he is AFK...

while at an airshow, you witness a helo suddenly burst into flames while it was in flight.....you turn and ask the person closest to you " are there stingers on this map ?"

while in grocery store, you come to check out...there are only 2 lines open.....a group of people in your line switch to the other line..... so you accuse them of teamstacking....
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Whilst finishing the Christmas lights on the roof top, you can just jump off the roof hitting your chute a mere foot from the ground.
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while driving...a car cuts you off and forces you to get stuck behind a truck and you think my kingdom for an apache....
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When you get mugged in an alley by a guy with a knife, you try to avoid the problem by running at the guy then very quickly dropping to the prone position, then hop up do a few jumps,then crouch and move left to right then back left.
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during basic military training, you shoot and kill a fellow grunt with your gun......you say 'sorry' and ask for a 'ftk'.......
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During a domestic flight, you get out of your seat, run to the back of the plane,open the hatch band bail out..
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You commandeer an F-14 on a runway, hit the after burner, pull back and climb 100 feet, kill all power, assume a vertical stall and slightly start to drop, then hit the after burner again while you scare the shit out of everyone watching to see if you recover.

You travel to eastern Europe to rent an old Lada and just drive it around honking the horn and laughing.
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as you drive by a military base...you say if only i had a lada i could get me one of those apaches and take out sa3 at the same time.
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You call BS when you watch a show on the Hind and start screaming at the TV trying to tell the gunner he needs to fire in 1 - 2 second burst or the gun will overheat. Then you see him shoot for way longer than 5 seconds without any issues. Pfffft and now we know the History and Military channels are all make believe.
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you arrive at work, only to be told by your boss you a fired...you reply " i dont give a shit, ill just go play on another server"......you come home and plead your case on the ea117 forum.....
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you ask your kids to call you "papa bear"
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You start barking out orders and take command of your family.......oh wait, it doesn't work here either. ;)
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wishing you had the command for when someone talks too much :o
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This thread is really blowing up. Good topic idea Dem.

I have a few funny ones myself but they're for BF3/BF4 :\
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Re: Signs you have been playing TO much DC or BF3/4

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Add them bro :D i changed the topic title to include BF3/4 coz some play all 3 games...

while on a hunting trip, you see a deer and use your binocs to call in arty.......

driving past a building with white pouring out, you see people running from it...you stop and yell " you freaking noobs, its just a smoke nade"....

while walking along the beach, you see children playing in the sand and they have burried one of their buddies up to his neck...you walk over to him and inform him " ya know, they ban people for glitching like that, dude"....

after being hit by a car, you stumble around until you find a hummer and cant understand why it isnt replenishing your health....
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(BF4) while driving on your quad bike in the mountains, you get tired of dodging trees so you decide to just run into them instead.....
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as you head through an airport to your flight, you look out the window and yell " hey...no driving vehicles to planes/helo's, asshole".........as you are about to board your flight, you get into an argument with the pilot that you are a much better pilot, and he can go and gun for you.....
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That Rye on the rocks is a drink you can enjoy after dinner with a cigar.....ya little shit.
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