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looks at trees in the distance and think to myself that bugger demonic is probably sniping there :roll:
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Sarge 1/68th Armor wrote:That Rye on the rocks is a drink you can enjoy after dinner with a cigar.....ya little shit.
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BF3: You spray your entire clip into someone's back. Only for them to turn around, feeling the suppression and one shot you. Kill cam shows them at 100% health. Bad netcode ftl.

BF3/4: You are in a real dog fight with another jet. His jet or skill is out turning you, but you have the F35. You go high enough so you hit the ceiling and so does he. Your jet falls out of the ceiling easily and you make a quick loop to light him up from behind, while he's still stuck.

BF4: Little bird vs attack chopper. 'nuff said..

Walking along a street you see people walking normally then jumping back and walking the same route, then drop back again (rubber banding). Damn server lag.

Driving a tank you get stuck, you get out to see what you're stuck on... it's a rock around the size of a basketball.

Your car breaks down on the side of the road. You get out your acetylene torch and start to use it all over the car but can't understand why it won't repair/go up in health.

I'll think of more soon.
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When circling the airport due to delays, upond landing you notice all the flags are German.

Your military transport aircraft constantly crashes into all the bases, but no one opens the rear door.
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driving around with a car load of friends, you suddenly multi text them all" are you all just here for a ride, or are you gonna go cap a fckin flag"....
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See some one jogging in the opposite direction, giving chase while yelling "seize fire" and making stabbing motions at the back of their head.

Seeing a small group of people standing around and asking them "where the knife fights at?"

Looking for black bricks around flag poles

Calling my mother in-law a hacker because she makes the baby stop crying when my wife and I can't

Chase my dogs around yelling "take cover" until they hide from me :)
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Explaining what "roger that" means to my puzzled coffee shop attendant :?
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When your car breaks down and you call for service and all you can say is, "I NEED A GREASE MONKEY!!!"
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ryeontherocks wrote:Explaining what "roger that" means to my puzzled coffee shop attendant
I usually get more looks when I exclaim "Ahd-a-hood-a!"

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lmao i bet u do!
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you come up to a group of people ..... suddenly one of the guys in the group starts twitching and falls to the ground....while the other people are in a panic and call for an ambulance you are quick to remind them that " some maps DO have a death bubble".....
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Rather than dealing with issues at work in any intelligent or skillful manner, you stand just outside the conference room door, toss a brick of C4 into the room, and before anyone can react, bunny-hop to complete safety over the ensuing explosion.

By that I mean to say C4 tossers are complete pussies.

Er, I mean C4 pussies are complete tossers.

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Nightstalker wrote:When your car breaks down and you call for service and all you can say is, "I NEED A GREASE MONKEY!!!"
Isn't that what cheese screams out when Haven is behind him on date night?
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you are in the middle of having sex, and happen to glance at the time......" ill be back in 45 honey...Al Nas is about to start"....

sarge, i feel you have opened the door for this thread to be hi jacked .... :?
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When you can come up with a lot of things to put on this list.
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you hear a fart and ask, " When did Tuck get here?"
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(BF3) while in a subway, you come across an escalator....you start running toward it and jump down....
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wondering why my wrench doesnt make ratchet sounds :oops:
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After the airshow, you go over to the Harrier and look for the "E"

When taxing your Cessna you barely touch the wing of another plane and you both explode.

Your out hunting a Warthog. It keeps fragging your ass, so you look for a frog to throw at it.

People walk by your house and quickly loose their health.

Driving at night you spot a all night fruit stand. You stop and scale the nearest building waiting on the rooftop with your AR.
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at an airshow, you see a apache helo about to take off...you run up to the glass window and bang on it " wait your turn bitch, i was next"

youre out the wilderness and get to a steep decline.....you jump into prone and begin sliding down the hill on your stomach.....
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4 masked gunmen burst into your home.....you quickly remind them " no attacking mains unless you are a sniper"....

at a new years party, everyone is counting down...while everyone yells happy new year, you ask "what map is next?"...

a stranger comes up to and asks for directions..you reply" check your fckin mini map dumbass"...

during a psych evaluation session, you are asked " so what have you achieved recently?"...you reply ", well i found a new kewl spot to snipe from"....
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Demonic wrote:Your wife/husband tells you to take out the trash, to which you reply "Ahdahua""
I've actually DONE this one several times.. Even told my mother Ahdahua over the phone once.. :)


You wait by the road.. for a plane to spawn...

You sit outside wallmart to spawnkill...

Your out skydiving, and forget to hit 9..

Your playing dodgeball with friends, and try to "bunnyhop" to avoid being hit.
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after watching the news...Xbox users have us beat by a land slide;-)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/2 ... 95659.html
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I wonder if we can try "Smurfing" Hey Rye, what is your address? I have a belated birthday gift for you.

Next time you will keep that Apache pointed away from me you ***** LOLOL
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i could just see my mom with her rolling pin against the swat team...and you think i am a good shot with the apache ;)
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