The Grocery Store Awakening

[RickPetko]

Yesterday I was standing in the checkout line at the grocery store. I felt someone tapping at the seat of my pants. At the same time I distinctly heard someone say my name Rrrriiccckkkk in a descending tone. I turned around to see who it was. I saw three people standing behind me with surprised looks on their faces. I was suddenly overtaken with a putrid smell of sulphur in my nostrils. It was then I realized that I had farted. Is this the beginning of senility ?

[Tuck]

RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to old age buddy. next up is actually talking back to the fart

[ryeontherocks]

no that just means you ate too many beans...but if you need a towel afterwards then your in tucks neck of the woods

[RickPetko]

Thanks for the support guys. When I'm standing in line at the grocery store waiting to check out, they have the those magazines like National Enquirer, The Globe, etc. I crack up at the headlines: "Michele Obama had an alien baby!!!". Goofy stuff like that. I started laughing and with each chuckle I started to fart. The digestive tract is strange as you get older for sure. On another note, my PC had a major crash. I'll need to recover the hard drive data and reinstall an "authorized copy" of windows 7 Vista sometime soon. I did go out and buy a i Mac 27. Its what I'm using right now. So no bf1942...bummer. I miss playing with you guys.

Rick

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

You can still play with yourself, no?

[Demonic]

lol poor rick...good to see youre still around

i do suggest though, if your next encounter with poorly timed extra winds, that should your ass remain warm for longer than a minute, that you proceed to the nearest bathroom and check for added moisture (in other words, it was a shart )

[tonawandares]

Rick,

I think the key here is, did you suddenly "notice" the smell, or were you actively searching for it?
As you age, "any" anomaly, such as tugging on back of pants, is instantly followed by sniff test and then as Dem mentioned, excess wetness.
In either case, you don't really care.