Top 5 ignominious deaths

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Top 5 ignominious deaths

Post by Itax » October 5th, 2013, 2:48 am

5. The parachute fail.
It does not matter if you are to low or to slow, your only hope for glory is that your corpse hits someone and kills them.
4. The crash
You drove it, you crashed it. It does not matter what cheap ass it built it, you wrecked it sucker.
3. The debris death.
Sometimes it is unavoidable, and other times you just made a bad call, but it really burns when it falls from the sky and crushes you.
2. The Death nade.
The foe is in your sights, you gun the sister fornicating scumbag down but something is amiss. The chicken humping inbred had a grenade in its hand and got it off. Poof you blow up.
1. The forgot to reload.
Own goal. You suck noob.

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Re: Top 5 ignominious deaths

Post by Swanny-CG » October 5th, 2013, 1:00 pm

Would it be scarier to jump without a parachute or having one fail on the way down?
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Re: Top 5 ignominious deaths

Post by toolman » October 6th, 2013, 6:58 am

5) Cat paw on keyboard.

4) Dead mouse battery

3) While gunning in AC-130 the pilot bails or flies out of bounds

2) You drown while in tank

1) the sudden window popping up telling you that you there is a update for I-tunes.
professional driver. closed course. do not attempt.

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Re: Top 5 ignominious deaths

Post by Sarge 1/68th Armor » October 6th, 2013, 8:03 pm

Lol rookie. Those friggin updates.
I get so pissed when I eject only to see a shadow get larger as we both plummet to the ground. What aye the odds, death by own help.
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