Top 5 ignominious deaths
Posted: October 5th, 2013, 2:48 am
5. The parachute fail.
It does not matter if you are to low or to slow, your only hope for glory is that your corpse hits someone and kills them.
4. The crash
You drove it, you crashed it. It does not matter what cheap ass it built it, you wrecked it sucker.
3. The debris death.
Sometimes it is unavoidable, and other times you just made a bad call, but it really burns when it falls from the sky and crushes you.
2. The Death nade.
The foe is in your sights, you gun the sister fornicating scumbag down but something is amiss. The chicken humping inbred had a grenade in its hand and got it off. Poof you blow up.
1. The forgot to reload.
Own goal. You suck noob.
It does not matter if you are to low or to slow, your only hope for glory is that your corpse hits someone and kills them.
4. The crash
You drove it, you crashed it. It does not matter what cheap ass it built it, you wrecked it sucker.
3. The debris death.
Sometimes it is unavoidable, and other times you just made a bad call, but it really burns when it falls from the sky and crushes you.
2. The Death nade.
The foe is in your sights, you gun the sister fornicating scumbag down but something is amiss. The chicken humping inbred had a grenade in its hand and got it off. Poof you blow up.
1. The forgot to reload.
Own goal. You suck noob.