A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over
immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard
which is full and bushy.
Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak
to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his
hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there
anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues
huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him
to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
Hahaha...
Re: Hahaha...
Ewe, I hate it when that happens
How can you shoot women or children?
Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
- Specialist
- SILENCE! I STAB YOU!
- Posts: 1897
- Joined: December 13th, 2008, 1:04 am
- Location: Phoenix, AZ
- Contact:
Re: Hahaha...
so wait, did the rabbit survive the accident?
Re: Hahaha...
Whirly, read the joke upside down, and then you will get it. You S. hemisphere lads always forget. ; )TOG | Whirly wrote:i dont get it ;)
How can you shoot women or children?
Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
-
- Member
- Posts: 76
- Joined: March 11th, 2009, 8:25 am
- Location: Central North Carolina
- Contact:
Re: Hahaha...
OMG!
Da Nu Wa Gi Li
Da Nu Wa Gi Li
Live within the laws of mother earth......
Return to the ancient ways......
Return to the ancient ways......