Had too!! Happy Birthday oldboi...lolol

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

I don't know who is funnier. The drunk or the passenger. Did you make it home ok oldboi...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I can't stop playing this

[C'mon Son]

Happy birthday M8!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TDogFresh]

Happy Birthday oldboi!!!!!

[Swanny-CG]

Happy Bday man -

[Beaver]

Oldboi!!!! happy birthday bro, have a good un!

[Ready-FIRE-Aim]

Happy birthday oldboi!

[LF55]

Ye ha Oldboi! Have a good one.

[Mordor]

Happy Birthday Oldboi, have a great day bud

[Nightstalker]

Happy Birthday bud.

[Rally Monkey]

Happy B-Day Oldboi!

Sarge that's pretty friggin funny especially when he leans against the fence.

[Specialist]

Happy bday oldboi!

[oldboi]

lol Sarge ...
Wow cheers guys, as ya can see from video above already started celebrating ...



Dear Alcohol,

First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. Your many dimensions are mind boggling (different than beer goggling, which I'll touch upon shortly). Yes, my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game, and you're even around in the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. Yet lately I've been wondering about your intentions.

While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences, briefed below for your review.

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2am.

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal and, though cooking is far from my specialty, why you suggested that I eat a kabob with chili sauce, coupled with pot noodles and some stale chips (washed down with chocolate Nesquik and topped off with a Kit Kat all after a few cheese curls and chili cheese fries) is beyond me. Eclectic eater I am, but I think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. Completely unnecessary. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

4. Pictures: This can be a blessing in disguise, as it can often clarify the last point below, but the following costumes are banned from ever being placed on my head in public again: Indian wigs, sombreros, bows, ties, boxes, upside-down cups, inflatable balloon animals, traffic cones, or bras.

5. Beer Goggles: If I think I may know him/her from somewhere, I most likely do not. Please do not request that I go over and see if in fact, I do actually know that person. The phrase 'let's F***'is illegal from now on. While I may be thinking this, please reinstate the brain-to-mouth-block that would stop this thought from becoming a statement, especially in public.

6. Furthermore, the hangovers have GOT to stop. Now, I know a little penance for our previous evenings debauchery may be in order, but the 2pm-hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to bed/passing out facedown on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily Saturday or Sunday (or any day for that matter)activities.

Come on now, it's only fair -- you do your part, I'll do mine. Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions and hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

Thank you,
Your biggest fan

[oldboi]

"O" an bit early ...

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

Ok Oldboi I need you to tell me what the driver said in the very begining. First he said Hello mate and then something real fast...I have no idea what he was telling you

[MOJORyder]

Happy Birthday

[c0loNeL]

Happy B-day bud!

[Kamalla]

fer me bro...

Sends ya several lap dances from RFA... I take da picks! Swill several wallas for me XOX

[oldboi]

Thanks all, was a great day with the family, BBQ an beers

Sarge he said ... how are ya ...

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

thanks for the translation. hope yoos had a ripper birthday. tinnie yoos redeem your empties?
I actually found a site to translate to Aussie lol

[i_am_not_your_father]

happy happy bday Oldboi

[oldboi]

LOL Sarge ...

But ya smashed down a few coldies, an threw a few snagg's on da barbi ...

[Simon]

happy b-day man