Also, thanks for signing up. Your CP business cards have been printed. Your membership care package is on its way. This includes:
- two horse sized rubber dickies
What??!!
I know you were thinking the same thing RFA, Why only two especially as fast as you go through them. If only two it should be elephant sized right?
Agreed that what you say is normally true, and usually a horse-sized rubber dicky would be worn down to just a nub inside of two weeks. But CatPantsia Rubber Dicky LLC (d.b.a. "CP R-Dicky") uses an exclusive patent-pending copolymer formula derived from fancy duck livers and sustainably-harvested baby kitten claw keratin. Which creates a naturally oily but resilient DuckGLIDE(tm) surface which significantly reduces wear, and provides an extra two or three days lifetime under normal use with minimal allergic reaction risk.
(See how you were ready to stop reading until I said "oily", at which point three sides of your brain lit up trying to instinctively estimate the likely kinematic viscosity and oxygen uptake of fancy duck liver oil?)
God bless the past and present men and women in uniform. Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives. This is Nightstalker and this is EA117.
Also, thanks for signing up. Your CP business cards have been printed. Your membership care package is on its way. This includes:
- two horse sized rubber dickies
What??!!
I know you were thinking the same thing RFA, Why only two especially as fast as you go through them. If only two it should be elephant sized right?
Agreed that what you say is normally true, and usually a horse-sized rubber dicky would be worn down to just a nub inside of two weeks. But CatPantsia Rubber Dicky LLC (d.b.a. "CP R-Dicky") uses an exclusive patent-pending copolymer formula derived from fancy duck livers and sustainably-harvested baby kitten claw keratin. Which creates a naturally oily but resilient DuckGLIDE(tm) surface which significantly reduces wear, and provides an extra two or three days lifetime under normal use with minimal allergic reaction risk.
(See how you were ready to stop reading until I said "oily", at which point three sides of your brain lit up trying to instinctively estimate the likely kinematic viscosity and oxygen uptake of fancy duck liver oil?)
