COVID19 and EA117
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- tonawandares
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COVID19 and EA117
All,
I want to assure all players that EA117 is doing everything that we can to protect our players from this pandemic.
We foresee shutting the server down for a period of one week in order to disinfect our jets, helos, tanks, trucks and so on.
Each player will be responsible for sanitizing their own weapon kits though we will place sanitation wipe stations at the entrance of each map in rotation for any given day.
We are restricting multiple players using vehicles that house more than one...C130, Bradleys, BMPs and so on.
The Spawn Trucks on Al Nas will be disabled.
I will be modding a health pack for every weapons kit and there will be signage on the Medic boxes restricting public use.
Please wash your hands thoroughly for a minimum of 20 seconds after capturing a flag or outpost and especially after knifing another player.
Please wipe down the interior of your vehicle of choice prior to exiting the game.
There will be no services in the Cathedrals or bong parties in the barns until further notice.
Above all, remain calm and use common sense.
If we can keep a 20 year old game going, we can get through this as well.
Take good care y'all
~ tona
I want to assure all players that EA117 is doing everything that we can to protect our players from this pandemic.
We foresee shutting the server down for a period of one week in order to disinfect our jets, helos, tanks, trucks and so on.
Each player will be responsible for sanitizing their own weapon kits though we will place sanitation wipe stations at the entrance of each map in rotation for any given day.
We are restricting multiple players using vehicles that house more than one...C130, Bradleys, BMPs and so on.
The Spawn Trucks on Al Nas will be disabled.
I will be modding a health pack for every weapons kit and there will be signage on the Medic boxes restricting public use.
Please wash your hands thoroughly for a minimum of 20 seconds after capturing a flag or outpost and especially after knifing another player.
Please wipe down the interior of your vehicle of choice prior to exiting the game.
There will be no services in the Cathedrals or bong parties in the barns until further notice.
Above all, remain calm and use common sense.
If we can keep a 20 year old game going, we can get through this as well.
Take good care y'all
~ tona
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SOMEONE TELL HAIRY RUSSIAN DUDE TO STOP LICKING THE OTHER PLAYERS.
NOT COOL, MAN.
NOT COOL, MAN.
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- tonawandares
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Re: COVID19 and EA117
We cannot live in fear...we must go on with our daily lives as much as normal...
~ tona
~ tona
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Re: COVID19 and EA117
So wait...it's still okay to jerk off in hummers, so long as its just me from now on?
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And tona you're hilarious. I even had to tell my wife about this jokie joke
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tona I haven't made a clean and thorough guide yet, but you guys should blast those download links I posted on all your social media. Reddit especially.
Quarantine time would be the perfect opportunity to rope in more players!
Quarantine time would be the perfect opportunity to rope in more players!
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- tonawandares
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I think I covered this...BlinkofanEye wrote: ↑March 16th, 2020, 6:29 pm So wait...it's still okay to jerk off in hummers, so long as its just me from now on?
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Next thing you know Trench is gonna show up with a blacklight...
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if it gets to bad, yall are welcome in my neck of the woods..its always a balmy 5000 degrees, so nothing viral etc can survive...this also means your smoking hot bodies instantly kill germs in the EA117 equipment....hell, it can get so steamy, some of you can redo the scene out of the Titanic movie in the back of a hummer....our specially trained, butt sniffing hell hounds can tell you if you do have the virus, as well as remind you what you had for dinner the night before...( dry leg humpings are an extra fee )
so dont be shy...come get an extra nice tan while you wait for this to blow over...and remember our saying in hell...mmmmhmmm something good is a cookin here...
( serious note..please all take extra care )
so dont be shy...come get an extra nice tan while you wait for this to blow over...and remember our saying in hell...mmmmhmmm something good is a cookin here...
( serious note..please all take extra care )
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Re: COVID19 and EA117
"Hell..." where you get your fire on!Demonic wrote: ↑March 16th, 2020, 8:26 pm if it gets to bad, yall are welcome in my neck of the woods..its always a balmy 5000 degrees, so nothing viral etc can survive...this also means your smoking hot bodies instantly kill germs in the EA117 equipment....hell, it can get so steamy, some of you can redo the scene out of the Titanic movie in the back of a hummer....our specially trained, butt sniffing hell hounds can tell you if you do have the virus, as well as remind you what you had for dinner the night before...( dry leg humpings are an extra fee )
so dont be shy...come get an extra nice tan while you wait for this to blow over...and remember our saying in hell...mmmmhmmm something good is a cookin here...
( serious note..please all take extra care )
~ tona
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Re: COVID19 and EA117
To do our part in getting us over the hump and bend that curve down, the tona family has dedicated themselves to a cleaning and sanitization protocol unprecedented in this COVIS-19 environment.
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always good to have a multipurpose liquid on hand....i do wonder....will this encourage one to lick the counter top after spraying ?! or is this the new method of having a 'shot' ( spray ).....at the very least...your house will be nice and clean....with just a little smell of how an alcoholics place would be
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66% is the standard for sanitizer tona. You're going to need Everclear, and barf buckets!
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I've been gone too much... we lick players now?!
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I've been gone too much... we lick players now?!
that all depends on your personal taste opus muhahahaha...i couldnt help it
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i think he is just shy Tona... i will tone my lizard action for him if it helps :O
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- HairyRussianDude
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Re: COVID19 and EA117
Yep.. I walked right into that one.
Oh boy!
Absolutely, you gotta get your money's worth lol
Soo... I guess sniping is the way to go .. with all this social distancing.
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Good excuse to cover up that ugly girlfriend... "but honey.. it's covid rules"...
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