Capt. Flan - a bad dessert and a total douche

[Rally Monkey]

Capt. Flan must be related to Sharpe Shooter they were playing the same today with 1 difference. Capt. Flan would get a positive score and then TK 3 - 4 peeps so that he never went to -6 to get kicked by the server. I called him on him on it which seemed to upset I Am Not Your Father for some reason. Anyway, Flanny Tard has been employing this tactic for about 2 weeks... I am hoping he gets the attention he deserves...

[Lethal]

He intentionally Tkd me with sa3 in my Abrams cause i was calling out planes, then told me to shut up and denied ever tking me kinda shady but whatever.

[Demonic]

i have seen his BS antics over the previous months or so...intentional teamwounding and at times tk'ing.......wasnt he banned or kicked not to long ago?! i seem to recall seeing him feature in the unban request section....

[Demonic]

viewtopic.php?f=17&t=739
looky wut i found...

[Soylent]

6. Comments: I have a stupid brother that was around and playing whit my PC so he might did stupid things... Don't know.

Seems like an intelligent lad. Glad we have these sorts returning to the server.

[i_am_not_your_father]

Capt. Flan must be related to Sharpe Shooter they were playing the same today with 1 difference. Capt. Flan would get a positive score and then TK 3 - 4 peeps so that he never went to -6 to get kicked by the server. I called him on him on it which seemed to upset I Am Not Your Father for some reason. Anyway, Flanny Tard has been employing this tactic for about 2 weeks... I am hoping he gets the attention he deserves...

Rally,

Yesterday, was full of smacktards... kicked a hand full and banned a few. In the middle of all what was going on, I might have missed what you were saying. When it got out of hand, I just warned everyone to chill/play nicely or else.

Thanks for letting us know about these trouble players. We will keep a closer eye on them.

i_am_not_your_father

[Rally Monkey]

Capt. Flan must be related to Sharpe Shooter they were playing the same today with 1 difference. Capt. Flan would get a positive score and then TK 3 - 4 peeps so that he never went to -6 to get kicked by the server. I called him on him on it which seemed to upset I Am Not Your Father for some reason. Anyway, Flanny Tard has been employing this tactic for about 2 weeks... I am hoping he gets the attention he deserves...

Rally,
Yesterday, was full of smacktards... kicked a hand full and banned a few. In the middle of all what was going on, I might have missed what you were saying. When it got out of hand, I just warned everyone to chill/play nicely or else.
Thanks for letting us know about these trouble players. We will keep a closer eye on them.
i_am_not_your_father

No Problemo Father! I know you admins have a tough time with the smacktardism. When I realized you were upset I stopped the "global chat" dual with him. I respect the hard job you guys and never want to work on your "last good nerve".

Peace Out...

[tona]

This asshat was in very late last night...uh early this morning...2/22/10, probably 1 am or so. AIDS was in and we were on the rigs. AIDS volunteered him for a !ss. His nick was DOD, or D something D...he was being a real asshat. Of course I noticed he had an "exceptionally" high kdr. After Aids !ss, I looked him up and it was Capt. Flan.

[Demonic]

**snif***sniff** is that perma ban i smell ?! " Permaban....got a pain that wont go away ? Try a little permaban today".....

[tona]

**snif***sniff** is that perma ban i smell ?! " Permaban....got a pain that wont go away ? Try a little permaban today".....

I like permaban on hearty rye with swiss and light mayo.

[tona]

Is this the same player as ''DND''? If so, he seems a little fishy as Tona told me tonight. Last night he was close to 60pnts or so on the same map he could barely get 5pnts. We will be checking this player out closely. Thanks again guys.

Its him. I checked him out while we were playing that night. I remember that you made a comment about not taking damage from a grenade and then you !ss.
That is why, when he came in last night I watched him...he was struggling to put anything together.
Now, that of itself, means little to nothing. But the whole causes me to perk up a bit...and a perked up fat indian chick is not a pretty sight to behold.

http://www.battlefieldplayers.com/guid. ... 2d8dcebec6

[Rally Monkey]

Is this the same player as ''DND''? If so, he seems a little fishy as Tona told me tonight. Last night he was close to 60pnts or so on the same map he could barely get 5pnts. We will be checking this player out closely. Thanks again guys.

Its him. I checked him out while we were playing that night. I remember that you made a comment about not taking damage from a grenade and then you !ss.
That is why, when he came in last night I watched him...he was struggling to put anything together.
Now, that of itself, means little to nothing. But the whole causes me to perk up a bit...and a perked up fat indian chick is not a pretty sight to behold.

http://www.battlefieldplayers.com/guid. ... 2d8dcebec6

Aha! this total douche is also Elvis who definitely tards the server up whole bunch!

[Swanny-CG]

So tona, are you saying you think he was cheating before and now he's not? Just looking for clarification.

On a side note, I asked about this "not taking damage" thing in other places and was told (by people who know WAY more about BF and associated cheats than me) that it wasn't possible, because all damage and health is handled server side.
For the record, I don't know that I believe that 100% based on my own observations BUT they ARE the experts and as is often the case, sometimes when we have hunches all we have a tendency to see are things that tend to support those hunches.

I'm just sayin'.

[Nightstalker]

I have a question .. .WHY do peope constantly change there name .. It doesnt make much sence to me .. You all know me as Nightstalker ... Why would I want to come in a play with people on a regular basis and change my name .. I would rather yall know its me that way you can say stuff like "Oh cool how the hell are ya" or " great the dickhead is back" I mean dont get me wrong .. .Sometimes I think i should change my name to something like .... Oh I dont know ................................. Bulletsponge ... BUT ... (If you see a guy by that name i may change it today hahahahah it has a ring to it and it fits my game play HAHAHAHAH ) Do they really think that they are gonna get away from something.

Truth be told i did use a different name one time only because I was playing offline and started a new campaign then went online and forgot to switch back.

[tona]

So tona, are you saying you think he was cheating before and now he's not? Just looking for clarification.

On a side note, I asked about this "not taking damage" thing in other places and was told (by people who know WAY more about BF and associated cheats than me) that it wasn't possible, because all damage and health is handled server side.
For the record, I don't know that I believe that 100% based on my own observations BUT they ARE the experts and as is often the case, sometimes when we have hunches all we have a tendency to see are things that tend to support those hunches.

I'm just sayin'.

I have no idea if he cheats or not. I have no proof whatsoever so I tend to shy away. I made my comment based on the fact that AIDS thought something wasn't right and used the !ss command. I did a quick check and found DND to be Capt. Flan, who I know we have had issues with recently.
I was only attempting to shed some light on who it was that we were talking about.
He did have an extremely high KDR that night in question. Last night, I just happened to notice that he wasn't performing anywhere near as well. Speculation is just that.

I assure you, If I believe someone is really cheating, I will send a pm and not post it publicly.

[tona]

I have a question .. .WHY do peope constantly change there name .. It doesnt make much sence to me .. You all know me as Nightstalker ... Why would I want to come in a play with people on a regular basis and change my name .. I would rather yall know its me that way you can say stuff like "Oh cool how the hell are ya" or " great the dickhead is back" I mean dont get me wrong .. .Sometimes I think i should change my name to something like .... Oh I dont know ................................. Bulletsponge ... BUT ... (If you see a guy by that name i may change it today hahahahah it has a ring to it and it fits my game play HAHAHAHAH ) Do they really think that they are gonna get away from something.

Truth be told i did use a different name one time only because I was playing offline and started a new campaign then went online and forgot to switch back.

I have no idea why anyone would want to use a different name. I've always been one for being consistent and using a single name...that way, there is no question who is on....I also think...uh...ummm...er....people shouldn't use more than one...uh...ahem...er...anyway, that's my opinion.

[Soylent]

I have no idea why anyone would want to use a different name.

They want to do something that they don't want associated with their name. It can be anything from "innocently" messing with a friend to cheating. I've used a different name on our clan server to mess with a clan mate who has done the same to me. Pure fun was the motive on both sides. Changing a name for a public server seems odd. I've seen some regulars here do it and then pixel shoot/rape a main or other behavior verging on unsportsmanship. It certainly hasn't been as frequent since people are quick to post the hash number with all the alias names on this forum.

[Swanny-CG]

I change my name all the time, because I. AM. WATCHING. YOU. ALL.

[tona]

I change my name all the time, because I. AM. WATCHING. YOU. ALL.

Yeh, you're always trying to catch an up skirt of of me aren't you?

[Rally Monkey]

I change my name all time just for sh!ts and giggles:

Examples:

Rally Monkey
ACORN Home Loan Advisor
AKMED the Terrorist
ANGRY CHIMP!
BridgetTheMidgets #1fan
Buck Futter
DrewPeterson's 3rd wife
flying monkey
French Surrender Monkey
Gay munke
Gizmo Bass Akwards
Gizmo Humping Gizmo
Gizmo in Lederhosen
Gizmo in Steel Panties
Gizmo Midget Porn
Gizmo without Ammo
GizmosShameN Lederhosen
Green Czar OPEN Job
Green Czar OPEN spot
HaitianTranyErthqkVctm
Islamic Midget PornStar
MichaelJackson's Chimp
Mordor in Nylons
Mordor's wife OctoMom
OctoMom's Frozen Embryo
One Pump -In Lederhosen
Rally Monkey
Rally Monkey's toe jamb
Schadenfreude
Specialist InLederhosen
Sum Ting Wong
Susan Boyle's Eyebrows
Tranny Mordor
Twitchey Sphincter
Um Um Um Barrack Hus Ob
Whirly Twirly Girlie


I look at the different nicks as characters that I might play.

[Lev_Nougol]

Here's something odd that I was reminded of when looking myself up.
I was on...I think it was an FH server...and someone asked about me supposedly on another server at the same time.
So...in looking myself up, I see a lot of 0-]~T-m-P~[ No RuleZ-DCF ...whatever that is.
Never been there, personally.
DCF crashes on me, learned it long ago.

What's really odd is that the older dates and names look about right...but that server...and the recent dates...hell, it says I'm there right now, which I'm obviously not. :p
Any ideas?

Oh, I also looked at that server's info...see a few familiar names from EA 117 there.
Wtf... O_o

[Customer Service!]

He may just have had a high KDR from shilka/vulcan camping flags or bm21 spamming on bulge. I've played with him before, he's not a complete nooblet but he's not all that good either. Just my opinion....

[Customer Service!]

you forgot Gay Midget Jihadist Rally

[Rally Monkey]

you forgot Gay Midget Jihadist Rally

Heh not me.... that was gizmo I think.

[Customer Service!]

nah that was me bro