Swodi
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Swodi
Hey guys, really cool thing happened. I found out through TS that swodi was gonna be in my hometown. We met up hung out and had a great time. He met this redhead that I think he was falling for so I am betting that they meet up again here every year for a reunion. Maybe more I don't know. Anyways I have to tell you he is a cool guy and is a REALLY BIG ..... HUGE supporter of a local town here called Lynchburg. My God can the guy drink some Jack LOLOLOL. Anyways 1 if any of you are ever around let me know and if you get a chance to meet up with Swodi have at it. Good guy.
And no Sarge I know you are bummed but there was not queer gay shit that went on.
And no Sarge I know you are bummed but there was not queer gay shit that went on.
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Re: Swodi
Who knows, you could have passed out??
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Swodi
You should of taken a pic together for the forums you tree hugger.
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A tree hugger LOLOL ... I am gonna go cut some wood right now just for you Spec.
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omg... obviously I've been gone for a few days and hitting about 8 - 10 threads tonight/this morning.... but omg...
The first thing I have to say - is ya'all have NO F"ING idea how fkn right on the spot this post is... listen to this...
~First off, Stu and I had a blast and there isn't a nicer guy out there - there isn't anyone here that wants to have a straight up fun-fair-balanced server than him - and to have him as an admin is honestly one of the biggest parts of us still playing this old ass game...
BUT ON ANOTHER FKN NOTE!!!!!
I'm supposed to land around 6'ish in Nashville - told Stu I'd be to the hotel around 7'ish (pm) - he said he hadn't been feeling lovely the last few days - but wanted to meet up and have a beer or two and then had a 45 minute drive home, and had to work in the morning-so not staying out too late... cool enough, I had to be checked out and in the car by 7am to make the first meeting the next morning (first of three...ugh...read on)
The first thing I have to say - is ya'all have NO F"ING idea how fkn right on the spot this post is... listen to this...
~First off, Stu and I had a blast and there isn't a nicer guy out there - there isn't anyone here that wants to have a straight up fun-fair-balanced server than him - and to have him as an admin is honestly one of the biggest parts of us still playing this old ass game...
BUT ON ANOTHER FKN NOTE!!!!!
I'm supposed to land around 6'ish in Nashville - told Stu I'd be to the hotel around 7'ish (pm) - he said he hadn't been feeling lovely the last few days - but wanted to meet up and have a beer or two and then had a 45 minute drive home, and had to work in the morning-so not staying out too late... cool enough, I had to be checked out and in the car by 7am to make the first meeting the next morning (first of three...ugh...read on)
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whoops... submitted early (not the first time... hehe)
~so I get to the hotel, call up Stu, he says he'll be there in 10 minutes = and= 10 minutes later, here he is... (he failed to mention the it's fkn CMA Fan Fare in Nashville btw.... jerk...
So we jump in his car, drive about 5 blocks away and park on the 72nd floor on a parking garage and head on down to a swanky brew pub downtown... Sit around and I have 11 Jack/Cokes, Stu has a water and sips a NeerBeer (LMAFO) when this red abstrusity sits down next to me [insert](bigred.jpg)[uninsert] and Stu begins to lean over me and tell her all about how bad poor swodi wants to load her up, and how bad poor swodi wants to fkn take her to the other bars, and how bad poor swodi wants to = = = well, ya'all get the fkn picture [reinsert binfknred.j.fkn.p.fkn.g] and out the door the three of us go - with big red hanging on the back of my purse...
~so I get to the hotel, call up Stu, he says he'll be there in 10 minutes = and= 10 minutes later, here he is... (he failed to mention the it's fkn CMA Fan Fare in Nashville btw.... jerk...
So we jump in his car, drive about 5 blocks away and park on the 72nd floor on a parking garage and head on down to a swanky brew pub downtown... Sit around and I have 11 Jack/Cokes, Stu has a water and sips a NeerBeer (LMAFO) when this red abstrusity sits down next to me [insert](bigred.jpg)[uninsert] and Stu begins to lean over me and tell her all about how bad poor swodi wants to load her up, and how bad poor swodi wants to fkn take her to the other bars, and how bad poor swodi wants to = = = well, ya'all get the fkn picture [reinsert binfknred.j.fkn.p.fkn.g] and out the door the three of us go - with big red hanging on the back of my purse...
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whoops - presubmit again...
~so after three bars, two cops, one bumb, one very angry bouncer/dickhead - we ditched tha beauty Stu wrangled for me - and at 3:30am I talked Stu into staying in the extra bed at my Hilton so he's here in town for work in the morning - he agrees (once the cop remove the gag out of his mouth... or was that the bums gag...? who's handcuffs too? I still have them...) So we head to the room, then realize we have no smokes because Stu left'em somewhere... BUT, he says he has more in the car - 5 blocks away, 72nd floor of TRUMP Parking Plaza.... so drunk1 and drunk2 head back out, 4 blocks and jackass feels his pocket and says - 'hey Shane, want a cig? We turn around and 4 blocks later, one very nice security guard, a very nice Hilton front desk lobby person later, we're back to the room - 4am... Stu wraps up a pillow like a proper Oregon tree-hugger, cheesy grin on his face and BAM! out for the count... poor fkn swodi on the other hand, unpacks, showers, presses my clothes, repack = call and get a late checkout time, with a wake=up call 10 minutes before the late checkout time - and out the door at 6:45 am... leaving sleeping beauty for her (much needed) beauty sleep...
I call back at 11:30am and sleeping beauty says she's feeling much better and she's glad she got to get her sleeps and she's gonna have a bubble bath and think about heading back to her own house for a nap....
some fkn people...
~so after three bars, two cops, one bumb, one very angry bouncer/dickhead - we ditched tha beauty Stu wrangled for me - and at 3:30am I talked Stu into staying in the extra bed at my Hilton so he's here in town for work in the morning - he agrees (once the cop remove the gag out of his mouth... or was that the bums gag...? who's handcuffs too? I still have them...) So we head to the room, then realize we have no smokes because Stu left'em somewhere... BUT, he says he has more in the car - 5 blocks away, 72nd floor of TRUMP Parking Plaza.... so drunk1 and drunk2 head back out, 4 blocks and jackass feels his pocket and says - 'hey Shane, want a cig? We turn around and 4 blocks later, one very nice security guard, a very nice Hilton front desk lobby person later, we're back to the room - 4am... Stu wraps up a pillow like a proper Oregon tree-hugger, cheesy grin on his face and BAM! out for the count... poor fkn swodi on the other hand, unpacks, showers, presses my clothes, repack = call and get a late checkout time, with a wake=up call 10 minutes before the late checkout time - and out the door at 6:45 am... leaving sleeping beauty for her (much needed) beauty sleep...
I call back at 11:30am and sleeping beauty says she's feeling much better and she's glad she got to get her sleeps and she's gonna have a bubble bath and think about heading back to her own house for a nap....
some fkn people...
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Re: Swodi
Tards
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I have tears rolling down my face .... that is the funniest shit I have read in a long time and all true ahahahhahahahahahaa holy crap I can barely type from laughing.
God bless the past and present men and women in uniform.
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yeah, I only put the funny parts of the story = and left all inappropriate parts... thank god - I'm not sure that the full story wouldn't get us each a !ban1week command...
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SNAP!
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me? nope - don't think so...
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And Sarge said he drank Patron .... damn wino. I was starting to drink some people pretty hahahahaah of course with the CMA fest going on you didn't need to drink to find some REALLY HAWT women. :shock: :shock:
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Re: Swodi
I can tell ya now then...the curtains didn't match the rugSwoodi wrote:You know with all the liquor and beer, Night and I both noticed that the red wig made Sarge almost pretty.
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