Salma, Demi, or Jamie Lee?

[Itax]

So who did it better?









I may have to watch these a few times before I can arrive at a fair and just answer

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

And here's a late entry from the Great State of Tennessee.
Whoop there it is...whoop now I'm blind




Damn...What like life expectancy of a chicken down there. Crisco Rules!!

Salma gets my vote. Chiqutia

[one pump]

Ok well salma i'd do nasty things to that lady mmm jamie,s azz would take abuse! but Demi i bets the wild catt in any bedroom so shes a getting my vote Pump P.S. Ton's of fun and friends i,ll leave for my buddy rick lmarfo

[BoOn]

I pick my girl Kamalla

[Nightstalker]

Thats like asking me to pick my favorite cereal????

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

Maybe a "Glazed Donut"

[Nightstalker]

Would it make you feel better if I said this chick on Top Shot right now .. dang she is cute .. and she has a gun LOLOLOL

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

Shweeeeen!!!!!

[Itax]

I know how we can figure this out. We have to use the Itax Stripper Equation or, as it is known, The ISE.
Get your pencils out because its mathology time.
We have to solve for four variables before we can actually do the equation. To solve for the variables, rate each component of said variable on a scale of 1 to 10.
Variable 1 is AmB or ambiance.
to solve for Amb we must determine the following: Seediness of said club, Drink strength, Mood of the patrons.
This part of the equation can be seen as S+Ds+M=Amb
Variable 2 is Stripper Variable 1 or SV1
to solve for SV1 we must determine the following: Size of stripper, Shape of stripper, Looks of stripper, Skin condition of stripper.
This part of the equation can be seen as Ss+Shs+Ls+Scs=SV1
Variable 3 is Stripper Variable 2 or SV2
to solve for SV2 we must, through careful observation, determine the following: stripper Outfit Attire, stripper Personality, stripper moves(does she put on a show or wander around the stage like a drug addled zombie)
This part of the equation can be expressed as SOA+SP+SM=SV2
Finally we come to the last variable, the dreaded BQ, or Booze Quotient.
This solve for this variable we need to know the number of drinks consumed by the viewer and the mood of said viewer.
This part of the equation can be expressed as NofD+MV=BQ

Once we have these variables calculated we can then get onto the actual equation itself which can be seen as
AmB + (SV1 x SV2) / BQ = Total Stripper Hotness or TSH.

after calculating I get the following.
Jamie Lee
Salma Hayek
Demi Moore
and for some reason Betty White.

I know all you poindexters out there are going to say "This isn't Mathology, its Algebonics" and maybe you're right, but I'm the one with the degree in Mathology and as we all know about mathology, you don't get the degree through hard work, rigorous study, involved research or high personal intelligence.

[Nightstalker]

That weird Itax ... I dont know if it was your numbers or mine ... Maybe what you drank as opposed to me but I ended up with Jessica Alba (Sin City) :shock: :shock:

[Sarge 1/68th Armor]

That weird Itax ... I dont know if it was your numbers or mine ... Maybe what you drank as opposed to me but I ended up with Jessica Alba (Sin City) :shock: :shock:

I ended up with your momma, come give yer daddy a hug!!.....ok I'm puking now!